I may have a problem, an addiction to cool new gear. I know many of you were concerned when I sold my gyno-chair/puppy cage, but that was to make room for a full-length sleeping cage AND the wonderful item that arrived last week.

Allow me to present the LoveBoard, my newest purchase from EvilToys.de. You’ve seen the leather or nylon love swings that suspend a subject. Some of them are fantastic, but a lot are flimsy and uncomfortable. The loveboard platform is made from steel and features faux leather padding for a formable, versatile, and comfortable design. But, you might have already guessed, a simple suspended platform isn’t enough for a gear addict such as myself.

The rigid frame boasts two brackets for added bondage, and so I can utilize the F-Machine, Tremblr milking machine, vibro-wand, and The Handy stroker (I have dubbed these the “Forced Pleasure Collection”). The second bracket on top supports an adjustable head mount, which fascinates me in the next level of bondage it provides.

Of course, on top of it all, the Gyno-Swing is SUSPENDED, so I can easily pull, push, swing, and otherwise manipulate the rider. I love the extra element of lost control this provides.

Who can be a LoveBoard tester?

Anyone curious about the platform. There is no need to have extensive play experience in the past; only the ability to relate is required. I don’t need a lengthy comparison to past sessions, but rather an honest assessment of how the session made you feel. “This felt uncomfortable, but in a good way,” or “That felt uncomfortable and I didn’t like it.”

I am looking for a diverse group of people to learn about their thoughts on the new piece.

I’m not so sure about . . .

We don’t have to utilize EVERY component of the LoveBoard. The intake form allows you to select the interest that suits you and set some limits. Consent and respect are, as always, integral to my sessions.

But I want. . .

The special is only for the LovePlatform. I am more than happy to play domestic scenes, cross-dressing, corporal, etc., but I am already proficient in these areas, and regular rates apply. You are welcome to schedule an hour at the discounted rate and an additional hour at the regular rate for other activities, allowing us to utilize our time together more effectively.

Why the Gyno-Swing Promo?

It’s a new piece. There is a learning curve. I command a higher tribute due to my expertise and mastery of techniques. Hidden to most clients are my abilities to know where to place cuffs and bondage clips for quickness and efficacy. So much is second nature to me, we don’t realize how much it adds to the scene. Now, you get to see behind the veil and witness the evolution of my techniques and style. You will need a little patience while I make some adjustments, but you can also be with me when I discover something new and wonderful.

Finally, and also to the point, I have a new toy and want to play with it as much as possible in the next month. One thing I love about what I do is there are always new challenges, new experiences and new ways for me to elaborate and perfect my craft.

See you soon in my dungeon with your feet in the air!