Milking soft domination has gained popularity in recent years, and the Tremblr Milking Machine is one of the top three devices. We are now leaps ahead of the penis pumps and vibrators used in the past. I am happy to add the milking table experience to the options at my BDSM Studio Xème.

Design

The Tremblr milking machine comes in a kitted-out flight box with all the mechanics built inside. For me, it has the allure of the interrogation scene, with the interrogator opening up that mysterious attaché case full of implements. Except it’s not an attaché case; it is considerably heavier. It may lose some sophisticated charm when I let a little grunt out when moving it.

It still has all the attachments in a well-organized setup. One uncoils the electrical cord and attaches it to the outside plug. The hose, remote control, adjustment tool, and cleaning brush are all kept in place with a secure little net. The electrical cord and adapter are long enough to reach any reasonably placed outlet, and the hose is long enough to change one’s sub’s positioning.

The clear plexiglass view of the pump with the blue lighting is a happy accident that matches my dungeon decor. While I appreciate the dungeon aesthetic of the receivers being black, I wish they had been transparent. As a top, using it on a bottom, I would enjoy seeing what’s going on in there.

The Tremblr stores nicely away in the box when not in use.

Usability

When I first received my Temblr Milking Machine, I felt a little overwhelmed as it was a serious piece of equipment to figure out. Not having *ahem* the equipment to understand how the different settings felt was daunting. Fortunately, I had several volunteers to help me with this. Unfortunately, the common feedback was, “It feels great–and interesting.” I could work with that.

After a while, I could see the setup was intuitive if I relaxed and stopped overthinking. Hooking up the hose could be more fluid and lead to some fumbling if it’s dark, but it works well. Since I play with multiple partners, I completely abandoned the “cleaning brush” included. Instead, I disassemble the receiver for a complete serialization every time.

The “hands-free orgasm” claim is a bit of a misnomer, as the receiver needs to be secured somehow if not held. I’ve used complicated rope rigging to position it and keep it from flying off, or just a leather belt around the stomach and receiver to keep it in place as long as the bottom is endowed enough to do so.

Durability

So far, I am impressed with the flight box, especially considering how rough I am with the Temblr, practically tossing it behind the cage where I keep it when it’s not in use. It shows no sign of wear, not even a scratch or chip.

The connector hose from the receiver to the pump is fragile and prone to cracking at the ends. Initially, I attempted to repair the cracks with electrical tape, which proved both unsightly and ineffective. Then I realized it was homogenous and quite long, so I cut off the offending part before the crack continued farther on the tube.

The remote control had some issues. It used up the battery quite quickly, and this can be exacerbated if not stored correctly, and one of the buttons is squashed. Keep plenty of 23A 12V batteries on hand. They are inexpensive but not always readily available. Additionally, the light on the remote turns on even when the battery is too weak to activate the device. This made me think the controller was broken, and I needlessly ordered a second.

The liners for the receivers are thick, durable latex. If one constantly sterilizes them, as I do, they break down quickly. It is a fair trade-off for cleanliness, in my opinion.

Customer Service

Dealing directly with F-Machines out of the UK has been a dream. Yes, the Tremblr has some imperfections, but it helps navigate these issues and replace any components that go awry. They even helped when I spaced out and threw away the receiver cap for no reason. Not a fault with them, but it’s worth noting that Brexit made ordering replacement items from the UK to France more difficult. The import tax can be pretty steep or prohibitive.

Conclusion after using the Tremblr Milking Machine for three years

Some reviews mentioned that the pump did not function long-term and highlighted the fragility of the hose and cords, which made me concerned. After three years of use, I can safely say the Tremblr is an excellent workhorse device in my toy arsenal. As for the sensation it provides for my play partners, “your mileage may vary.” Some absolutely love it, but for others, it is only a “meh, that is interesting.” No one complains, though.

(Disclaimer: I verify that all my opinions are as true and authentic as possible, but I also receive a commission from all purchases through my affiliate link.)

If you are interested in buying a Tremblr in the EU, I highly recommend the good folks over at Mister B. They are based in the Netherlands, but I hope they reopen a shop in Paris.

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